Monday, February 15, 2010

In Love with a Cute Voice

i cannot believe how cute this UPS Worldship
tech support girl sounded, but how much she
made me want to STRANGLE her at the same time.

Could this be love?

with her voice, her mannerisms and such she
sounded exactly like a babe. maybe that even
made me want to strangle her more. maybe not...
she was arrogant, insisted on showing me how
to do the simplest tasks despite how i informed
her that i at least know how to uninstall a computer
program.

UPS worldship upon start triggers explorer
to cause an invalid page fault which crashes the
desktop completely and doesnt allow me to use it
nor the taskbar until restart of windows. this bitch
wanted to know why it would make a difference if
it was crashing INTERNET EXPLORER!

god damn how do these people get their jobs?
she also wanted to know the error code. i tried telling
her that it was a large RAW error code and she informed
me that "it will tell you what the error is in the window
that pops up". i hit her up with the 60+ digit page dump
error code and she apparently decided it wasnt worth
knowing anymore...

needless to say,
if you want something done....

Despite all that I think I'm in love!